Here’s a roundup of some Bluesky posts that made me chuckle this week.
If you bought 10,000 maniacs in 1992 it would be worth 1,000,000 maniacs today
— Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T18:49:48.421Z
sorry to holiday television programmers but christmas doesnโt need saving it has personal agency and can take responsibility for its own merriness and orgasms
— Frances Meh (mirthful edition) (@francesmeh.reviews) 2024-12-18T01:39:54.360Z
me: how old is your baby?her: 46 weeksme, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
— Erica (@scbchbum.bsky.social) 2024-11-19T05:34:54.268Z
Me: Are you saying Iโm a people pleaser?Therapist: Oh, no. Youโre the opposite of that.
— ๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (@unfitz.bsky.social) 2024-12-17T09:30:13.913Z
when I was a child, I talked like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child, but when I became a man, same
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) 2024-12-18T01:06:06.133Z
ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
— Swim Jeans ๐ (@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social) 2024-12-17T19:48:06.358Z
The next time you see someone wearing those fashionably ripped up jeans, act all concerned and ask, "Were you in a bicycle accident?"
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) 2024-12-20T02:35:55.466Z
When I said I was going to get a lot done today, I was a person who had no idea my shirt was going to feel so weird
— Ennui Doofen (@ennuidoofen.bsky.social) 2024-11-15T12:06:47.337Z
A young guy at work asked me if Iโm ready for Christmas. Iโm 52 yrs old Connor. I just turned down my radio so I can see better. Iโm not even ready for today.
— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) 2024-12-18T13:42:59.191Z
MORTGAGE BROKER: to start, what's your net worth?ME: I guess around $30 MORTGAGE BROKER: that's it?ME: yes but I use it to catch butterflies so it's not for sale
— Kalvin the Reindeer (@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social) 2024-12-19T23:01:57.247Z
Why did they call it a street sweeper and not a Vroomba
— Fแชแข แฉแชNแ แชแF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 2024-12-19T22:11:10.418Z
me: *signing to chimp*chimp: *signs back* reporter: how long did it take him to learn that? chimp: years
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) 2024-12-19T20:23:28.783Z
And finally… here’s a 3-skeet thread that’s not easily linked and got me to LOL:
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