Here’s a roundup of some Bluesky posts that made me chuckle this week.
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— Sara Warf (@sarabwarf.bsky.social) 2025-01-12T03:48:18.465Z
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, January 20,1951
— NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER (@nancycomics.bsky.social) 2025-01-12T11:12:09.715Z
If you fire a semicolon around the LHC at close to the speed of light it can strike a sentence and successfully separate its clauses.
— Keith Taylor (@mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social) 2025-01-12T09:56:16.997Z
outside of America, Bigfoot is known as Big Kilometer
— Dan Cerinthedark (@etbeeegood.bsky.social) 2025-01-12T06:58:58.626Z
My handwriting is so poor that it's even difficult to read what I type.
— Fake Dispatch (@fakedispatch.bsky.social) 2025-01-14T12:15:52.858Z
signing up for tiktok the day before it’s banned to watch every video on clearance
— slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:25:27.568Z
SIMON: what kind of pizza-GARFUNKEL: *harmonizing* pizza should we get S: you don't have to-G: don’t have to do-o-o thatS: for fuck’s sake
— Jade Van Kley (@backlinenurse.bsky.social) 2025-01-14T22:58:06.738Z
T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails
— "max" (@ringworm.bsky.social) 2025-01-14T20:20:15.359Z
Did a little jiggle earlier and my belly hasn’t stopped moving and I’m getting nervous omg what happens if this never ends and it’s my life now and I think it’s actually picking up speed
— Twin Dad (@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social) 2025-01-13T04:12:58.308Z
At this age "get it girl" typically refers to that new prescription
— Lizzy (@stonedeva.bsky.social) 2025-01-13T19:55:19.591Z
not to brag, but I can beat a joke to death using only my phone
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-01-14T21:38:58.626Z
“To this challenge you must agree: if on this wall you wish to pee, you must first solve these riddles three.”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T16:44:17.671Z
in this meeting if anyone asks me for an update i am going to open my mouth and yodel
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks.bsky.social) 2025-01-14T00:01:11.852Z
Husband: *texting* Are you busy?Me: *dressing the dog in chinos and a sweater while I pretend he’s a fashion model* Yes
— TracieBreaux (@traciebreaux.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T14:46:43.636Z
I never dreamed I would grow up to have 900 passwords.
— Missy Baker (@themissybaker.bsky.social) 2025-01-16T07:08:46.613Z
"Look at you, remembering names and everything!" I said to a young person before calling her a showoff.
— Carole U (@caroleu.bsky.social) 2025-01-17T01:29:45.489Z
(learning my neighbor clark is actually superman) so when you said you couldn’t help me move,
— ceej (@ceej.online) 2025-01-17T05:16:05.256Z
Husband: Wanna have sex?Me: Give me 5 minutes.Husband: We could be done by then.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiebouvier.bsky.social) 2025-01-16T16:19:36.914Z
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