Over the past week here’s a sampling of the chuckles, chortles, and LOLs I’ve found on Bluesky over the past week.
Give these folks a follow for more.
Remember to sometimes participate in normal human activities or they'll get suspicious
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 2025-01-18T11:11:00.826Z
[forgetting the word coconut] one hairy bowling ball please
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) 2025-01-17T15:49:13.711Z
when you yell at me on the internet, this is who your words are hurting
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) 2025-01-17T15:55:56.793Z
Heaven forbid women have hobbies
— Rose Schmits (@roseschmits.bsky.social) 2025-01-18T10:01:05.219Z
I hope the film crew took their best boy out for ice cream.
— Julie Lavender (@2tickytacky.bsky.social) 2025-01-18T11:08:14.849Z
named my phone lois lane bc it doesn’t recognize me with glasses on either.
— RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) 2025-01-18T23:30:57.396Z
I want: 1) To know what love is 2) You to show me 3) An order of nachos for the table
— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) 2025-01-18T19:56:48.026Z
i went in and asked them what i could get for fifty bucks and they told me that rosebud was a sled, bruce willis was dead the whole time, and that soylent green is people
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-01-19T18:11:19.902Z
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-01-19T21:10:29.523Z
sure sex is good but have you tried never setting foot in a gym
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch.bsky.social) 2025-01-23T23:49:43.198Z
I don't care if a woman is short, tall, curvy, thin, blonde, brunette; if she's a CEO or a waitress in a diner.I’m terrified of all of them.
— Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) (@wheeltod.bsky.social) 2025-01-22T12:36:04.300Z
Coworker: Are you watching anything good?Me: The end of civilizationCoworker: Is that on Netflix?Me: Netflix?
— James Alvarez (@obscuregent.bsky.social) 2025-01-19T17:14:41.343Z
Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrowMe [under breath]: motherfu-Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
— the hyperspace (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) 2025-01-24T00:32:10.987Z
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