In times like these, you need to laugh even more.
Here’s a sampling of the chuckles, chortles, and LOLs I’ve found on Bluesky over the past week. Give these folks a follow for more.
HER: I’m leaving youME: (huge mouth full of jellybeans) what took you so long
— Steve Suckington (@stevesuckington.bsky.social) 2025-02-15T04:55:39.616Z
[cutting in line at amusement park] "doge, please move aside ma'am. sir, we're from doge we're going to have to go ahead of you. thanks. doge! …"
— Microplastics Sommelier (@leastactionhero.bsky.social) 2025-02-16T05:18:33.335Z
Cashier: have a good day.Me: I love you too.
— Kellalena (@kellalena.bsky.social) 2025-02-15T02:56:46.710Z
All right, no more lying in bed doing nothing. Time to get up, go to my office desk, and do nothing there!
— John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2025-02-17T13:11:50.657Z
Happy President's Day!No, not you.
— Fake Dispatch (@fakedispatch.bsky.social) 2025-02-17T13:07:45.258Z
Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?Me: Well, I’m not sure I know ALL the lyrics, but I’ll give it a go
— Brynnester (@brynnester.bsky.social) 2025-02-17T21:04:30.733Z
i have to get up at 6:30 so i gotta log off and sleep**start watching a show on my phone and i wake up in the morning and it’s still playing, but like eight episodes ahead of me
— chef tips (@cheftips.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T06:37:55.436Z
HER: can you help me with the gardeningME: sure but why is it called watering the grass and not doing the lawndry?HER: *hits me with a rake*
— Kalvin the Reindeer (@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T00:13:46.505Z
Dodgeball but with random people that don't know they're playing.
— Bread John (@breadery.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T09:55:05.248Z
My OF is just me listening to Air Supply songs and crying.
— Grimking (@grimkingdom.bsky.social) 2025-02-20T22:23:14.367Z
I had to see this, now so do you
— kung fu knowledge crisis (@neutral.zone) 2025-02-21T01:17:32.991Z
Me: [getting beaten with nightstick] are you a virgoCop: GET ON THE GROUNDMe: such a virgo thing to say
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T02:18:29.329Z
I'm going to take you to Pound Town baby. Sorry, Dollar Tree.
— Pot Shop Boy (@potshopboy.bsky.social) 2025-02-21T02:23:04.224Z
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