Bluesky Funnies 2025-03-15

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In times like these, we need to laugh even more.

Here’s a sampling of chuckles, chortles, and LOLs I’ve found on Bluesky over the past week. Give these folks a follow for more.

Finally finished building a 12-mile-long plastic tube so my hamster can visit me at work

— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 2025-03-09T18:48:11.657Z

Coming soon:

— Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) 2025-03-10T04:37:57.802Z

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicionof combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.When they dug up the grounds they found human romaines.

— RC deWinter (@rcdewinter.bsky.social) 2025-03-10T04:25:49.957Z

Me: Buys a refrigerator Targeted ads forever: THIS GUY FUCKING LOVES REFRIGERATORS

— Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) 2025-03-09T18:39:39.254Z

Oh you wanna "spend time with your children" so they can " feel a sense of belonging"? OK loser

— Deeny (they/them) (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) 2025-03-10T00:02:33.143Z

Did some grunt work today (worked on my grunt)

— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 2025-03-10T22:39:47.352Z

To whoever Yelped that the cafe prices are too high and they want to see the manager caged, we use the zoo friendly euphemism, โ€œsafely housed.โ€You would like to see the cafe manager safely housed.

— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 2025-03-13T04:53:27.151Z

River Side Casino doesnโ€™t have a DEI policy. Everyone who works here ran out of options.

— River Side Casino (@riversidecasino.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T20:54:36.976Z

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I donโ€™t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

— born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) 2025-03-14T02:36:35.850Z

me: another day another dollarcoworker: haha you said itboss: *pulls me aside* itโ€™s against policy to disclose your salary

— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) 2025-03-08T04:42:56.603Z

The g and h in 'neighbor' are there to serve as an example.

— FแŽชแŽข แฉแŽชNแŽ แŽชแžF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 2025-03-15T11:20:37.596Z

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