Bluesky Funnies 2025-02-08

Humor 1 Minute

Over the past week here’s a sampling of the chuckles, chortles, and LOLs I’ve found on Bluesky over the past week. Give these folks a follow for more.

They have a groundhog that can predict the weather?Big deal. We have a groundhog that can help you live an authentic life and find meaning in a world without inherent purpose. #GroundhogDay

— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 2025-02-02T10:15:39.879Z

Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings? Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*Therapist: Oh no.

— Greg Reckons (@gregreckons.bsky.social) 2025-02-02T11:40:56.351Z

(after a sex)Me (writes down in notebook): less "chef's kiss" gestures

— Corduroy Cheddar (@corduroycheddar.bsky.social) 2025-02-02T11:07:59.155Z

This next one is for the Bluesky connoisseurs out there…

For Sale: Baby Shoe. The baby lost the other one somewhere.

— Surprised Face Guy (@surprisedface.bsky.social) 2025-02-02T06:48:08.694Z

Those "free hugs" people sure do get upset when you ask them what $20 will get you.

— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) 2025-02-04T00:00:05.671Z

Fleetwood Macโ€™s ๐˜Ž๐˜ฐ ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜–๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ž๐˜ข๐˜บ is my favorite song about men who refuse to ask for directions.

— ๐™ฑ๐šŠ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š๐šž๐š๐š‘๐š•๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ (@unfitz.bsky.social) 2025-02-04T10:47:16.461Z

Wanted to relive my childhood so I ate orange sherbet out of a toilet paper tube.

— Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) 2024-12-15T07:12:00.520Z

While everyone's distracted at the orgy, I go around and turn off motion smoothing on all the TVs.

— johnny (@johnnyfrittata.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T01:05:43.662Z

me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriendstore clerk: the double breasted one? me: yes that's her

— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T17:08:32.590Z

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